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« on: August 22, 2007, 06:23:37 PM »
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It's finally here!, The game that was years in the making! Was it worth the wait? Oh god yes!.

TF2, blends team based gameplay with a style that's been called a blend of pixar + classic spy movies from the 60s.

The Orange Box
Release Date: October 9th

Price: $49.99 (Orange Box)
Bonus: Comes with Half Life 2: Episode 2 and Portal!

Buy it now and play with us!

System Requirements!

Minimum:
1.7 GHz Pentium 4
512 MB system RAM
DirectX 8 compatible video card

Recommended:
Processor: Intel Pentium 4 3000 MHz
DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
1024MB

Classes!

Classes are divided into three categories:

Offense

Meet the Scout!


Role: Reconnaissance, Grabber of Enemy Things, Takes Control Points Faster
Weapons: Shotgun, Pistol, Steel Bat
Hit Points: 125

Special: Counts as two people when taking control points. Can double jump and is faster than other classes.

Meet the Soldier!

Role: Basic Attack Class
Weapons: Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, Shovel
Hit Points: 200

Special: Can "Rocket Jump" by aiming rocket launcher at feet. By aiming oyur rockets at your enemies' feet, you can make them rocket jump.

Meet the Pyro!:

Role: Close Quarters Combat
Weapons: Flamethrower, Shotgun, Fire Axe
Hit Points: 175

Special: Can set people on fire, which obstructs their vision and slowly deals damage to them over time. Only medkits, the medic's healing beam or water can put the fire out.

Defense!

Meet the Heavy Weapons Guy!


Role: Suppressive fire, meat shield.
Weapons: Chain gun, Shotgun, Ham-like Fists
Hit Points: 300

Special: Can right click to start up his gun. This allows for instant firing without slowdown. If he presses no keys (or doesn't use the Chain Gun), his speed increases. Excellent choice for Ubercharge.

Meet the Engineer!


Role: Base defense
Weapons: Shotgun, Pistol, Wrench
Hit Points: 125

Special: Can construct a variety of machines, including sentries guns and ammo dispensers. Can upgrade sentries and repair machines with the wrench. Has a teleporter which can allow for instant travel across the map.

Meet the Demoman!


Role: Clearing grouped enemies, taking down sentries, protecting objectives
Weapons: Grenade Launcher, Sticky Bomb Launcher, Beer Bottle
Hit Points: 175

Special: Sticky Bombs can be detonated at will, by shooting grenades at your feet you can do a pipe bomb jump!

Support!

Meet the Medic!

Role: Healing
Weapons: Healing Gun, Needle Gun, Bonesaw
Hit Points: 150

Special: Healing gun can heal an ally pass their normal maximum hit points, to a limit of 150% their normal hit points. If the medic heals long enough, a special "Übercharge" becomes available that makes the Medic and the person being healed invincible for 10 seconds. Cannot make flag carriers invulnerable.

Meet the Spy!

Role: Infiltration, Assassination
Weapons: Knife, Pistol, Electro-Sapper, Spy Kit
Hit Points: 125

Special: Can disguise self as a member of the opposing team and as any class (even a Spy). Can cloak in 10 seconds intervals. If done from behind, the knife is an instant kill. In addition to being undetected by sentries while disguised, has an electro-sapper that shuts down enemy machines until an engineer puts it back online. But the sapper will quickly destroy the machine is not fixed. While disguised, the spy does not show signs of taking damage from enemies, making "spy checks" worthless unless they kill the spy.

Meet the Sniper!


Role: Head-shotting
Weapons: Sniper Rifle, Submachine Gun, Machete
Hit Points: 125

Special: Sniper bullets charge automatically before being fired.

Other odds and ends!
 
  • Achiements!
  • Personal Bests!
  • Taunts!
  • Critical Hits!
  • The Killcam shows your killer and everything surrounding him!


Pre-Launch Commands

A few commands that can be entered in the launch options to maximize performance:

-rate 85 (forces an 85 hz refresh rate)

+map none (stops loading the map in the title screen)

-window (runs in a windowed mode)

-novid (removes the valve logo)


The rest of the class pictures are coming soon!
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 06:30:19 PM »
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Jesus Christ Valve, just release the fucking game you cockteases.
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 06:30:51 PM »
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so will i still have to buy the orange box to get TF2?
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 06:38:29 PM »
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That was pure awesome.....
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 06:39:22 PM »
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"He used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth and then he herding them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one"

Oh god I can't wait for TF2.
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 06:41:48 PM »
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"He used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth and then he herding them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one"

Oh god I can't wait for TF2.
It saddens me that kind of talk won't be in the actual game.... if it was.... AWESOME.
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2007, 06:52:31 PM »
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"He used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth and then he herding them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one"

Oh god I can't wait for TF2.
Pow! *asplodes*
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 04:44:28 AM »
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Hey, does anyone know why the HD video's colors are inverted for me? IE it starts off purple, then goes to blues.
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 06:41:13 AM »
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Hey, does anyone know why the HD video's colors are inverted for me? IE it starts off purple, then goes to blues.

My guess would be that you don't have the right video codec.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2007, 03:26:15 PM »
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Hey, does anyone know why the HD video's colors are inverted for me? IE it starts off purple, then goes to blues.

My guess would be that you don't have the right video codec.

What codec does it use, then?
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2007, 04:52:42 PM »
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Hey, does anyone know why the HD video's colors are inverted for me? IE it starts off purple, then goes to blues.

My guess would be that you don't have the right video codec.

What codec does it use, then?
If you've got an ATI card, do you have 'Windows Media Video Acceleration' enabled? I remember that having it turned on (or off, can't remember exactly) would make my wmv videos exhibit that problem.

Assuming you're watching the wmv version and not the mov version.
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 02:55:46 AM »
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http://kotaku.com/gaming/clips/team-fortress-2-meet-the-engineer-298803.php

Engineer video is up.

Counter is spiff.

Engineer was good fun in Classic (then again all classes were fun), building and buffing up your turret with a few whacks of your wrench, and then sit back and watch it mow down others, occasionally heading back and stocking it up with more ammo. Good times.
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 06:50:14 AM »
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http://kotaku.com/gaming/clips/team-fortress-2-meet-the-engineer-298803.php

Engineer video is up.

Counter is spiff.

Engineer was good fun in Classic (then again all classes were fun), building and buffing up your turret with a few whacks of your wrench, and then sit back and watch it mow down others, occasionally heading back and stocking it up with more ammo. Good times.

If they're putting as much attention into the game as they are these videos, color me excited.
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2007, 09:01:47 AM »
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I'm really digging the "Incredibles" style in the animation and the music.

So... we get Half Life 2, Ep 1, Ep2, Portal AND TF2 in the same box?

Jesus.
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 09:25:09 AM »
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I'm really digging the "Incredibles" style in the animation and the music.

So... we get Half Life 2, Ep 1, Ep2, Portal AND TF2 in the same box?

Jesus.

If only they'd include a feature-length film of these bastards, I'd willingly pay $80 for the box. These little flicks are amazing.
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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 09:32:32 AM »
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so, when I get this I'll have gift codes for everything old in the box. Who wants 'em?
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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2007, 09:45:25 AM »
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I'm really digging the "Incredibles" style in the animation and the music.

So... we get Half Life 2, Ep 1, Ep2, Portal AND TF2 in the same box?

Jesus.

If only they'd include a feature-length film of these bastards, I'd willingly pay $80 for the box. These little flicks are amazing.

I hope they do every class before release. I'm sure they will, but.. still.



And then I hope they do a red vs. blue machina series with them. I'd literally pay to see a story arc with these guys.
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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2007, 09:47:38 AM »
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I'm really hoping they include these trailers on the disc. That'd be faboo.

Honestly... "MY ARM!!!" *arm bounces into frame, tracked by turret* *Arm booted, shot by turret* - Possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year.
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2007, 09:51:37 AM »
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I'm really hoping they include these trailers on the disc. That'd be faboo.

Honestly... "MY ARM!!!" *arm bounces into frame, tracked by turret* *Arm booted, shot by turret* - Possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year.


WHAT DISC? STEAM DOESN'T PROVIDE A DISC. DIE, FANBOY.
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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2007, 09:58:46 AM »
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I'm really hoping they include these trailers on the disc. That'd be faboo.

Honestly... "MY ARM!!!" *arm bounces into frame, tracked by turret* *Arm booted, shot by turret* - Possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year.


WHAT DISC? STEAM DOESN'T PROVIDE A DISC. DIE, FANBOY.

I'd assume he is talking about the 360 version.



I find this funny, btw. The original vid, "Meet the Heavy," was a promotional piece for the Source engine's animation techniques, and not necessarily a promo for TF2. Then they released it, it caught on like gangbusters, and now the whole feel of the game has just been amplified 1000x. I wanna see the Scout's video.
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2007, 09:59:52 AM »
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I'm really hoping they include these trailers on the disc. That'd be faboo.

Honestly... "MY ARM!!!" *arm bounces into frame, tracked by turret* *Arm booted, shot by turret* - Possibly the funniest thing I've seen all year.


They're on steam already!

God I want this game so badly.
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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2007, 10:39:38 AM »
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The Orange Box will be purchasable in-store on disc for PC as well, won't it?

I just watched "Meet the Heavy". I think I may be more excited for TF2 than I am for Ep2 now.
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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2007, 10:43:07 AM »
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The Orange Box will be purchasable in-store on disc for PC as well, won't it?

I just watched "Meet the Heavy". I think I may be more excited for TF2 than I am for Ep2 now.

Threepio, its now your job to ensure that the pc version doesn't get the $10 Canadian-screwjob at FS and BB.
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« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2007, 10:56:00 AM »
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You can access the sound files if you're pre-loading it.


It has a phrase for every occasion!

"The medic is a bloody spy!!!"
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« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2007, 11:13:47 AM »
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This is a really pretty game.  My comp runs HL2 pretty well, will I be able to run this?
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